Dearest Me:
I am heading to San Diego today for drinking. Possibly on the beach. For certainly in bars. You may even stumble into a soon-to-be-empty bottle of gin. I ask that you try and take care of yourself. Yes, you have two kidneys, but only one liver.

Remember, you, 'accidentally' drank 50 beers last time you were in the big SD. Do be careful.

Sincerely,
Fucking me? Really? You feel the need to sign this? This is a goddamned letter to yourself. Who the fuck do you think sent this?

ps sorry for the anger up there. *sigh* I've been under a lot of stress lately. damnable Mr. Hyde

pps Mr. Hyde isn't sorry at all and wants to light things on fire. Like this bottle of syrup. Okay, he's a retarded Hyde. Hurrah!

Labels: booze, multiple personalities, San Diego

- posted by Pat @ 1:10 PM