I left work on Thursday heading for a great adventure. Instead, I ended up drunk in a Cleveland Econo Lodge. On the upside, I got drunk in two different cities, pissed off future clergy and caught up with some rad people. So it was a good weekend and Dave and Lisa are now married.

Oh, right: Congratulations to Dave and Lisa Ramirez, wedded yesterday (Saturday).

I'm not sure if I pissed off the future clergy, but I most certainly was belligerently drinking. Not drunk, just attempting to coerce these people that were having the after party to, you know, get out of freaking bed and get with the boozy-maholing. And I screamed at a fake old man. Who is also a future clergy.

Note to anyone under 3050: You are not too old to play flip cup.

Special Note to people younger then me: Do not speak condescendingly to me about not being able to party drink and acting like a fucking chaperone. You are 25. Act it. Enjoy it. Remember to take the goddamned stick out of your ass.

Side note unrelated to the notes above this one: Everyone at this wedding was married or engaged. Freaky. When did all of these people get married? Was there a mass wedding I missed out on? Did I miss a chance at a girl?

I partied a bunch, got a totally sweet pewter mug for being an Usher, and came home. Oh, and Dan (notonthisblog), I finished all four books, I'll need more this weekend.

Cheers all!
- posted by Pat @ 11:29 PM