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Saturday, July 15, 2006
The salt mines are a wonderful place. Just be careful about paper cuts, that shit just doesn't work well.
In preperation for me starting my job in about a week:
-I have begun to drink alone while staying in on a Friday night. This way I am sad, lonely and have no reason to not work
-Watched Office Space last night, while drinking
-Watched Snatch last night, while drinking (my company is based in London)
-Have started to grow the goatee back. This will ensure I am single, and hence, available for more work
-I get angry at code I write for friends
-Use javascript code I do not understand. At all. It works, I have no idea why
-and, most importantly, I have begun to put on weight. This will ensure I am always loathe to move and thus better suited to a desk job
There you have it folks, my work preparation. And yes, I feel this post is nothing but trouble, but possibly very, very funny. Well, I need SOMETHING to keep me entertained while I wait in the unemployment line. So much confidence over here, making jokes about getting fired from a job I haven't started yet.
Comments:
So glad to hear that the new job is so much better than the old job.
Based in London, eh? Any fun trips to the home office for training or anything?
Well congrats to be joining the splendiferous rat race all over again, let's hope it's a little less spite-filled this time around.
Based in London, eh? Any fun trips to the home office for training or anything?
Well congrats to be joining the splendiferous rat race all over again, let's hope it's a little less spite-filled this time around.
There is a chance for travel to the home office. I think it depends on my project. Not totally sure.
And yes, the hope is that its all sunshine and rainbows. Always the hope.
And yes, the hope is that its all sunshine and rainbows. Always the hope.
nope. although I have started making fun of my boss. he hasn't fired me yet, so I figure I'll keep it up.
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