I was walking home from the train yesterday and there were 5 grade school girls walking towards me. All of them were wearing Oranges and Browns. As we passed they threw a group, "Happy Thanksgiving" at me. I seriously think they were walking around the neighborhood just tossing out the big H.T.

That may be the oddest/greatest adventure ever.

And today, I am the happiest man on the planet. Because little Sally Dumbchild asked me, "Pat, are we going to have a white Thanksgiving this year?" and I said, "I certainly hope not." Then Sally said she was going to kill me if it didn't snow. So here you go, Sally, your wet, snowy, sleety, crappy weathered "White Thanksgiving".

Bitch.
- posted by Pat @ 6:49 PM