OMG. Just, OMG.

I woke up today with a bleeding forearm and a complete lack of vision. Not sure why, but someone threw a beer can into my face. Glasses lens was lost. For days.

Total so far:
Andy has a bloodied lip.
I have a bloodied arm.
I have a non-hippie life.
Stop bitching hippies?

I just farted like crazy. Go gas.
- posted by Pat @ 2:55 AM