Making chairs is like the dumbest goddamned thing ever. Here we have a store full of people who sell and haul these chairs around. These chairs are packaged inside of awkwardly large boxes built to hold a unconstructed padded cloth desk chair.

The packaged chair does not fit into a normal car space. In fact, I believe that the constructed chair fits into the same freaking space as the unconstructed chair.

So, we have annoyingly packaged chairs. Hurrah. This is not something new, really, most things come in terribly useless packaging. Really? We need bubble wrap to make sure the feet of the already annoyingly packaged chair don't get scratched? Oh, and put some cardboard around that bubble wrap. Now, what's the first thing you do after spinning around in your new plushy desk chair?

Put your feet on the feet of the chair and scratch them. Thanks guys! You're retards.

So, why don't the people at the store make these for me? Yes, I'll pay 20 bucks more. Your allen key can bite my ass.

Additionally, it should not take me 35 minutes to put together a chair. Or, if that's really needed, I want more then 85 words and two diagrams to do it. Office Max and chairs from itasca? You suck.

Labels: chair, glad I'm drinking beer, suck

- posted by Pat @ 10:14 PM