What up me! I make no illusions as to who/what/where is reading this. I suppose I should also say hi to the spam-bots that will fill my comments section with offers for viagra, but fuck those guys. No good for your face.

I quit smoking last week. It has been one week and three hours since my last smoke, give or take 20 minutes of smoke induced time dilation. Thanks cravings! You're the best!

Additionally, altering your biochemistry, even if for the better, in a rapid fashion by, say, removing an entire set of inputs, (cancer + other cigarette stuffing), and replacing them with something else, (tomatoes? wtf? have I gone soft?) makes bad things happen. Don't believe me? You come over here and ask me how much I slept last night due to, 'internal discomforts.'

Do not mock my pain, I will smite you.

Like, with rocks and whatnot. Or maybe just ebola. I'm lazy and ebola does all the work for me.

Lesse, what else is new... I got a new tie. And a new keyboard. And still have my job and girlfriend. One of those things is a lie, one is a partial truth and two are completely true. GUESS WHICH TWO ARE REAL. HINT: THE THINGS I QUIT OR GET DUMPED BY HAVEN'T HAD THEIR SIGNATURE MOMENT YET.

I remain confused. And happy! Well, about the girlfriend. And mostly the job. Maybe. A little? Eh, something. I hear you can get fired for this kind of behavior. Hooray! Severance! Right?
- posted by Pat @ 10:41 PM