Truth in advertising:
you can have curly hair for free.

Well, slightly curled.

Okay, really what you can do is the following:
- do not get a haircut for 4 months
- engage baseball hat to head immediately after exiting shower
- enjoy

You hair will curl around the underside of said hat and look rad. Well, maybe it won't for you, because you are not as a rad as me, but I look rad.

I swear I was going to get this loaf cut yesterday. Instead I did laundry for 5 hours ( a month of laundry takes a while to clean ) and played video games. And some dude almost killed me. Seriously, if you're going to drop a load in my bathroom that bad, you need to open the window. I thought I had burned my nose out and would smell nothing but his deuce for the rest of my life. I was planning my suicide as well. It would have been a mercy self-offing.

The weather is nice.

I'm making small talk now, I have nothing. Next I'll ask you what colleges you're looking at or some other horrible question. However, the best answer I ever heard to 'how did you pick your college' was, and this is true, she left after a semester, but she went there:

I wrote down the colleges I got into onto a piece of paper, cut them up and put the names into a hat. I had my friend pull one out. Hello University.

And for some very odd reason, 'Hello Kitty' bandaids have shown up in my medicine cabinet. I am confused. And going now.
- posted by Pat @ 10:30 PM