My people, I have an announcement to make. This announcement will shake your world and it will render your previous thoughs and assumptions regarding life obsolete. All that you hold dear will be ripped from your still grasping hands. You have been notified.

'Your mom' jokes, are done.

'Your mob' jokes, are in.

Hearken to my call! 'Your mob' is the new 'Your mom'! Be the first of your iconoclastic, counterculteral group of anti-trending indie kids to fire up this new wave of humor. This is the humor revolution we have all been waiting for!

Watch as I deftly pry apart your jaws with humor of the new style:

'Your mob pushes up daisies.'

Laugh! Laugh and repent for your sins against all that is humor!

'Your mob is so dumb, they robbed a homeless man.'

This is the day, my disciples. Spread the word of mob, for the mob will set your laughter free. Go unto the masses and teach the doctrine of 'Your mob'. Those who accept your humor will be exalted as a king of kings, while those who reject your humor will be thrown to the sitcoms.

Go with the speed of 'Your mob'!
- posted by Pat @ 10:44 AM