Many things have happened lately. I am in Tucson now! I will soon be in Dulles!

Ker-sploink!

I made some girl cry last Thursday. It was an accident. I was standing around in some bar in Tucson and this fairly attractive girl came up and started talking to me. I was, in fact, quite hammered. We chatted for about 10 minutes, then she walked away. She said she had to go to the bathroom. This seems like a reasonable way to excuse yourself from a given conversation. I told her I would be right where I was and she could come back and we would talk more. Or something to that affect. I was possibly slurring at the time.

A few minutes later, a girl who was in my group came back and scolded me because she had seen this girl in the bathroom FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT about her hair, her clothes and how she looked in general. Why you ask? Because I did not ask for her phone number. So now I am, apparently, obligated to ask all girls for their phone numbers. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE WITH BOOBS. Because, if you will recall, the last phone number I got was fake.

Oh well, I never liked talking to girls anyway.

And I totally didn't do something similar on Saturday. Nope, not this guy. I'm not some flirting and running away dude. Not me.

The ChiSox are currently leading 14-2 in the top of the ninth over the RedSox. I feel confident in saying they are going to find a way to win this one. I am FUCKING ELATED.

Some days, its good to be a code monkey. Hello streaming updates.

PS: I totally can't fly anyone out to Tucson. I don't live here anymore.
- posted by Pat @ 5:48 PM