I was kicked in the face on Tuesday.

This isn't a common thing, nor is it rare. Sort of a now-and-again thing. When I'm in the mood. Or when I'm playing hocked like crap and don't get my head out of the way in time. So, I now sport a pretty rad looking purple with red dots bruise over my left eye. I can see it when I'm looking straight ahead. I keep thinking I have long hair again so I try to brush it away and I end up smacking myself on a tender eye bruise. I feel like a moron EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I'm playing hockey again tonight! Hopefully, I can add another awesome bruise. I've actually got a rad one right now on my left calf. It is shaped like a turtle and is even green. I am thinking about getting a tatoo because its pretty dammed nifty looking.

Okay, not really, but that'd be a pretty fucked up story to tell the tatoo artist right? "Yeah, I got a bruise on my leg that looked like a turtle, now I want to MEMORIALIZE THAT BRUISE FOREVER by having you tatoo it." Yeah, rad.

Underwater hockey nationals are next weekend. They are in Minnesota. I fully expect to get owned and beaten on. It is also possible I will get another concussion. It has been awhile since I had one of those. I am excited! Pain is good for the kidneys!

Otherwise, I spend a lot of time here. Their games are rad and they are even more fun when your boss starts talking to you in the middle of playing one.

To the insiders: for the last time, NOT MY GOAT!
- posted by Pat @ 4:17 PM