This was an odd night.

It was a night that I always dream about. Going out, drinking with friends. Tons of random conversation that goes nowhere in particular but goes for our entertainment. This was the epitome of an enjoyable night for itself. No stories come from a night like this. No great adventures happen on a night like this. I probably needed this after last Friday's HISTORIC night of fun and awesomness. But, it doesn't lead itself to a good story.

So to that one awesome person (Brian "Hex") who was expecting a great story, sorry. I failed. I had normal fun.

Yes, I am somewhat confused at the end of this. It was rad, but I didn't end up with a terrible mark against my name. So very odd.

Two apologies: Paul and Koby. I said I would call both of you when I knew what was going on. Sorry, I was having dinner with a dude who is trying to get me a job. I got home from that at 9.30pm. At that point, it was too late for either free booze at North Beach, or an awesome show at the Empty Bottle. I should have called you both earlier but I was busy making sure this dude knew I was awesome.

And yes Paul, we did talk. No, I had no idea what you said. I think it was a final effort to get me up there because the concert started late, but I am not sure. It was amazingly staticy.

I was even at the Brew tonight. The epitome of all that is not fun. I enjoyed myself. Instead of the usual terrible hip-hop and booty-shaking songs, it was random great quasi-singalong bands. O.A.R., Oasis, Phish, and others. Not the usual fare. I was shocked. I was at the Brew and I wasn't hating everything in existence.

No, I don't get it.

Maybe this is a sign of good things to come. However, the odds favor this:

Pat (Major) will end up crying himself to sleep while out of his gord on whiskey.

Seriously, if you can find a bookie to take bets on this, and I am not, you are betting against me being happy. This is the smart bet. I mean, GARBAGE, I still live WITH MY PARENTS.

Always take the under on me. Its the bet that wins.
- posted by Pat @ 10:02 PM