Can you feel that? Its freaking palatable at this point. Its had its diversions and some other "issues", but its like an avalanche now. Not even a FOREST of redwoods is stopping this roll.

What roll you ask? A roll so potent and, hopefully, EPIC, that the man in question, the catalyst if you will, declared a one shot maximum for the night LAST WEEK.

The event: Koby's birthday celebration. Oh c'mon. You know him. Used to post here? Started up a sports blog that he has updated, uh, 5 times total? Yeah, him.

Now, what would cause the sort of impending doom of critical mass nature that we all are FEARING right now? Dan's not driving home. He will be too intoxicated to operate his lighter by the end of the night. And this is a man who can drink an ENTIRE CASE ALONE. And not reverse drink any of it. Then toss in the rest of the blog here as attendees, and you have a recipe for disaster.

Of course, don't forget that this is the official celebration of St. Patrick's day here in Chicago. Which means OH SO MANY DRUNKS EVERYWHERE. There is going to be a riot of green, beer and looting fun.

I predict: two cars (minimum) will be vandalized
I predict: one moderate to severe injury
I predict: one bathroom will be peed all over (more if a certain CL joins us)

I am taking bets on these. Please get in touch for odds.
- posted by Pat @ 2:42 PM