I am alive!!

I have finished my meds and am heading back to hockey practice today. I expect that I will be slow, short of breath and easily burned by everyone there. It will be good times to be back in the water, but the actual time in the water will be depressing and sad. Don't cry for me readers, for I know I suck.

On the upside, I've got a tournament in Champaign this weekend. That's right, when did I get the ear infection from hell? At a tournament in Michigan. Was I more in shape, and hence a strong immune system, then or now? Then. Do I know how to not be retarded? No.

Expect me to actually have the plague next Monday; it will be good times for all as I single-handedly bring the Western World to its epidemic knees. Nothing quite like being a host to the death of the world. I hope that I create undead instead of dead. Everyone seems to have such exciting times when there are undead about. I'd like that to be my legacy: He gave us interesting times. And ate Auntie's brains.

I shall now continue with that working thing that I have heard so much about. Apparently, they expect to you actually WORK when they pay you. Sheesh, the nerve of some people.
- posted by Pat @ 10:25 AM