What will those Japanese think of next:

Regarding toilets in Japan I thought I should add that you can adjust the pressure of the arse cleansing water jet. It's great fun to set it to "Give me all you've got you beautiful beast you!" (loose translation) and listen to the squeals of the next occupant. No, that is fun. Honestly. On a lesser note did you also know that the seats are automatically warmed in winter, can provide a fake flushing sound at the press of a button (to cover up your own "unsoundly" noises) and offer a full testicular tickle massage?

Just, wow.

Also, I have been at my job for one year(yesterday)! I am pathetic for still being here.

Hooray!
- posted by Pat @ 5:03 PM