I have a goal: piss of a bunch of fucking people tonight.
Location: North Beach terrible bar.
Why: I am a terrible human being.

Doug won a free party there. Its cheap/free booze for like an hour. I am going to exploit that to a massive degree, then stay there and do amazing things. It is possible I will ask several women, both attractive and not, to "get their freak on".

I have been moody and contemplative lately. I need to, once again, alter my personality. I will, once again, alter it with beer.

I can not think of a happier scenario.

Aside: I hate my fucking job lots and lots. I have taken steps to get fired. I am now referring to one boss as 'jackass', his boss as 'scotty' and I am ignoring the other ones. And yes, that is 'jackass' to his face.

Best. Employee. Ever.
- posted by Pat @ 4:09 PM