Quick update from the man (still) battling the ebola virus:
-I can tell I'm still sick because I can no longer tell the difference between hunger, the need to poop and what may turn out to be cancer.

I will keep you all informed as I slowly lose all control of my internal organs and my heart jumps out of my rib cage where is it properly imprisioned.

Also: I will be joining said fantasy football league. Pay no attention to my previous arguments against it.
- posted by Pat @ 5:35 PM