Back in San Diego.

Sit back, relax and prepare thyself for a rather large post. This should have been two posts, but I got the ebola virus last week and couldn't see straight.

I went to another wedding last saturday. It was for my coworker and friend Peter. It was short, out of doors and the reception was in an art museum. There was some very interesting art there. One piece I didn't get at all was a bishop on a trolley and his coat was covered in communion hosts. No, no idea why. No explanation, no thoughts, just some bishop on a cart.

FACT: Weddings are a gold mine for picking up women.
FACT: They don't expect to hear from you ever again.
FACT: That doesn't mean its going to be fun/enjoyable at all.

Here are the rules. They are very simple:
1.)No teeth. I swear every single guy on this planet has at least one story of the teeth. I have two. TWO. Please ladies, just, no.
2.)Dispite any resemblances, 'it' is NOT a gear shifter. Please don't attempt to use it as one. The sounds I make then, while possibly confused for 'vroom-vroom' sounds, are in fact not sounds of enjoyment.
3.)Don't spit on your hand for lube. Umm... I don't even think I need to commnet on this one.

My next is a request: please learn how to kiss. Typically its the women who bitch about the guys not being able to kiss, HOWEVER, I was repeatedly thinking to myself while kissing this girl, 'where are your lips?'

HINT TO LADIES: This is not a good thing.

That sums up that night of "fun and excitment".

Also, I think she got me sick. Mad, crazy EBOLA sick. It started to hit me on Sunday a little, I figured it was just normal dead tired after a long weekend. Monday came, felt like ass but I always feel like ass on Monday's because I wake up at 5 AM. Went to work, then afterwards I went over to Barnes and Noble for some comic books and music. I picked an album from a band called 'Idlewild'. This cd is terrible. Also, I have no idea where I heard of said band. I am fully convinced that in my feverish state, I just grabbed and bought with no real logical thought. Thinking back now, its all a hazy dream thing. A hazy dream thing where the lady working the music center made fun of me a bunch. Well, I think she did, I'm not totally sure. I had EBOLA. Its a little diorientating.

Good music I bought:
AIR - 10,000 Hz Legend
This album rocks. Its full of happy, chill electronica. I have rocked out to this much.
The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
More happy, feel good rock and roll that I gaurantee will put a smile on your face and a happy little hop-step thing in your walk. Its groovy.

I've been playing a LOT of Mario and Luigi on GBA. Its tons of fun. I suggest you purchase it. Or maybe rent it. Or have a friend lend it to you. Just, get your filthy little hands on it somehow.
- posted by Pat @ 4:18 PM