As I look at my personal finances, I see they are a wreck. Yeah, I can prolly slip an xbox in there and my personal accountant(me) most likely won't know it. you should be expecting it yesterday.

The blessed union of James Overbeck and Heather Snyder:
-I got there 30 minutes late. When I told me mother, she was appalled I had gotten there anything less then 20 minutes early. However, she was totally on the side of the traffic when I told her it took me 1 hour and 45 minutes to make a 20 minute drive.
-Beer between wedding and reception = best idea ever
-Remembering I like to dance, not grind, rove or other such dances of the kids these days, but old school, swing styled/tangoesque dancing is somewhat creepy but good.
-having quite sexy and somewhat inebriated women drap themselves on you is radtacular
-remembering she has a boyfriend = bonerkill
-Having same girl get increasingly hammered, more flirtatious and, well, shit, make it very obvious she wants to do things that would get a man of any religion excommunicated just for thinking of doing those things = typical for the tease that all women are to me
-Finally figuring out who the single women are, finding out they are either a.)drunk and passed out or b.)super hyper and kinda annoying. And kicking me = the suck.

okay, ladies, I understand its "fun" and "cool" to kick me. However, when you do this, excpect me to mock you in a most cruel fashion. For while I don't really mind getting kicked as it doesn't hurt, I do enjoy making other people pissed off. Its a gift I have. So if you give me an option where it is normal and expected for someone to react with anger, please, don't get all injured. You knew it was coming. Bitch.

-Leaving the crapass hotel party at 1.30am after driving in circles because stupid drunk Jeremy, was, well, stupid and drunk and going home = it was rule rocking out with Sinatra then Dismemberment plan. Then I was going to kill people as the Dan Ryan when down to ONE FUCKING EXPRESS LANE instead of four. Good thing it took me an hour and a half to get home.

What I learned this weekend:
-weddings are a magical place to get some ass if you lack morals
-even though I could get from Oak Park to Beverly in 15 minutes in high school, it now takes 1.5 hours
-I hate the teasing bitches.

I have but one hope for this post, that Haji posts over it again so its hidden and relegated to the nothing which is second post for the day.
- posted by Pat @ 3:24 PM