PAT \\\ PATRICK \\\ DANIEL \\\ PAUL
Thursday, April 29, 2004
 
Sleeping at work is fun, exciting and, really, a good sport. Its challenging for me because I'm sitting on the corner of a high traffic area. So I gotta have something on my screen doing stuff while I sleep. Now I can't say I've perfected typing while dreaming, but I'm getting there.

Here are some quotes of things I typed with eyes closed, me being mainly asleep and translations underneath:
-thihs right here is why I love cotz
this right here is why I love ctrl-z
ed. note: ctrl-z is the undo command in Microsoft Excell

-It toally ules4reeeeeeeeeeeenkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmk kkkkkkkkkkkkkk\\I think I need to fid a way to fake working so that I don''e to keep my head u
it totally rules. I think I need to find a way to fake working so that I don't need to keep my head up.
ed. note: I completely passed out and did some keyboard mashing on this one.

-I wond'er were the caroons are beinng aired. It kinda l ooks lie Never endstoroy]]
I wonder where the cartoons are being aired? It kinda look like Never Ending Story.
ed. note: I was dreaming of cartoons that I thought were being projected onto the wall. Or reflected. Or something. Really, it was just synapses misfiring.

And there you have it folks, this is what I do when I'm at work. Well, this and read Something Positive.

Oh, and kick kittens of course. Gotta bring the BOOT!!.

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