We all know Koby has been dead for awhile now. Something about a bottle of beer, some rabbits and 5 ccs of BBQ sauce. Its really best not to know the details. It also appears that the unemployed/flannel pant lifestyle has gotten the best of Haji. Maybe his DDR pads ate him. Or, more likely, he was playing DDR against his significantly younger sister and after she beat him for the 88th time in a row, Michael J. Fox jumped out of a souped up Delorean and told Pat he has to come with him to save his family. Pat then kills the Fox, or as his friends know him as, "The yellow chicken who can't handle Max Hedrome", steals the car and runs over his sister for good measure. Haji is currently wanted in three states and 14 time periouds for "crimes against time."

The Crack team assembled to deal with Carmen Sandiego a number of years ago is being reassembled. Authorities hope that Broderbund Software and 10 year old children can bring the nefarious Haji to justice.

But, we're dropping off. It happens. I too may soon be dead. I think it was the fruit. Or maybe the coffee wasn't heated enough. But somewhere in there, I had some of the local water. Yeah, see, people ain't fucking around when they tell you not to drink the water. Because you're all just sitting around, having a beer, or eating dinner or doing your job and suddenly, "urk". You screw up your face, wonder, "how the fuck did THAT creep up on me unawares" and pull a runner. Then, you poop. Its just a cloud. Its awful. I hate my life.

And that paragraph was specifically for the people at Ibbotson who complained when I didn't write about the German, "poop shelf" the Germans have in their toilets. So yeah, blame them and also blame my editor for not getting back to me in time to stop that paragraph.

A pimpage. This is a crazy, crazy comic. Quite often nonsensical, but he usually spells things correctly so Haji can't complain. It updates Mon/Fri, though usually Tues/Sat. But that's pretty reasonable when you consider the theme of the strip is "3 am wackiness".

And now, the crappy coffee break and, excellent, another "urk" moment.
- posted by Pat @ 11:31 PM