minorPat: Go to Texas. You can then revelle in the Statewide Love of George W. Bush, your idol in these hard and confusing times. They also go through hotsauce like water. Well, okay, they don't actually drink a glass of the sauce when they're trying to take some asprin. But they go through a lot of it. I suppose a better analogy would be "like ketchup", but who the fuck has ever said anything like that?

I have puchased a GBA SP. I feel good. I was walking home from the train station in Beverly last night. Yes, I had a couple of drinks in me. But, I walked for three blocks, part of which was up a flight of stairs, without looking up. I actually crossed a fucking street without realizing it. If I'm not careful, this GBA thing will make me cease to be.

But, it'll be Zelda induced, so I guess its okay.
- posted by Pat @ 7:01 PM