I pulled another beautiful "Pat only" maneuver today. I've been broke for awhile now. But, its okay, because I have a job. And all my money "difficulties", ie staring at a balance of 25 dollars, were gonna end today. Becuase today I got paid. Then, me the genius, I left the stupid blinking check at work. Yeah, only I would forget a check like that. Well, at least I singed up for the direct deposit so I won't even get anymore checks.

I love being a complete failure at the day-to-day affairs of life.

My coworkers get increasingly awesome as we get to know each other. We were chatting about the presidency today and I was staying out of it because I don't know shit about the democratic primary that is currently "on". Then Adam suggests that we should just elect Richard Nixon.

Me: Nixon is dead. He's been dead. In fact, he's pretty well on his way towards complete decomposition at this point.
Adam: That's fine, we'd just call him "President Skeletor".

I laughed by balls off. I mean, c'mon, imagine a skeleton, preferably dressed like skeletor from He-Man, waving his bony, well, finger bones, and saying, "I am not a crook".

Its gonna be a night of beer. Not sure if video games or a bar is going to be involved, but it will be good.
- posted by Pat @ 8:15 PM