So this is a guest post from Dan (on this blog) Kobylarcik.

"Hi, some of you out there may be thinking that I'm dead. Well, you're wrong. Because I sure as hell am not in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks three blocks from Pat's (Major) house. Nor is my head absent from there and buried, somehow, underneath the foundation of Pat's house. Nope, I'm not dead at all. Just being a huuuge lamer and not posting anything."

So there you have it folks. That was straight from Dan's mouth. Well, I may have had to help him with some of it as it becomes tricky to speak without a chest.

And don't mind that he hasn't been into work for awhile either.
- posted by Pat @ 4:47 PM