The job search conitnued today. I applied at Blockbuster Video. Hopefully someday soon I will be proudly wearing the blue and yellow uniform of the Blockbuster video jockey. Well, I'd have a chance if I hadn't given up halfway through the application because I stopped fucking caring and just started to randomly skip sections like when they asked me for referrals. Next up: coast guard.

I've got a prank idea: make the most amazing, fake resume. But then include totally random stuff on their, just to see happens. Now, I'm not entirely sure what this "random" stuff is gonna be, as I just had the idea, but so help me god above if I don't start getting any freaking responses to my resume I am going to rain down fake resumes on these damn HR people like the world has never seen.

Oh yeah, I was in Champaign last weekend, as Dan said. I will also be there this weekend, and the funny thing is: Pat Minor will not be. Its funny because he lives there. Or, its really not funny at all. Who am I kidding. Oh man, where the hell is the whiskey?
- posted by Pat @ 3:39 PM